Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.