Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

How do you hear a hormone?

Pay $100 for 30 minutes

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you get when someone refuses to pay the bills?

A Greek.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.