Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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How do you make a horomone?

You don't pay her. (My mom is sick. Hilarious. But sick. )

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What is the most common use for pig skins?

To keep the pig in one piece.