Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a pig?

About six drinks

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.