Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

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Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office?

Close, Bill, but no cigar!"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.