Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How do you get an Aussie to climb up on the roof?

Tell him drinks are on the house.

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!