Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Fiddler Jokes More Fiddler Jokes

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house