Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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How many ants does it take to rent a house?

Doesn't matter, ants can't rent a house

What do you call houses who have good behavior?

Manors.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.