Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

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What's best about hiring an immigrant midget?

You pay them under the table )

What is school like?

It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house