What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Why were the witch and wizard always kissing each other's necks?

Because they were neckromancers

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.