What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

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How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

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What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.