What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.

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Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

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How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

Why is a violinist like a Scud missile?

A: Both are offensive and inaccurate.

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.