Fiddler on the hoof!
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
Because they always steal the green cards....
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Because they lactose.
Cause they lactose.
A viola burns longer.
Because it was a kitty fiddler.
How red their necks are.