What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

How do you get down from a horse?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What do you call four condoms who play music together?

A rubber band.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

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Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

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Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler?

How red their necks are.