What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

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Start off with a large fortune!

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a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house