What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

What is it called when one punches a stripper?

A hoedown!