What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why were Jeremy Clarkson's colleagues excited to try his mulled wine?

Because they'd been floored by his punch.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.