What do you call it when a horse punches you really hard?

A neigh-maker

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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Joke: Why don't birds have to wear camouflage? Punch: Because they are already "in the skies". Thank you, I'll see myself out.

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!