What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

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What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What did Keanu Reeves say to slow down his horse?

Whoa.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?

People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.