What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil on me!

Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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Why was Teddy Roosevelt mean to horses?

He was a rough rider!

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes