What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between my Grandma and the FBI?

My Grandma can unlock an iphone.

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack

What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.