Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

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A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

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Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

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It wanted to get off its ash.

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.