Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What does the ducks in Cern say?

Quark Quark

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.