Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why can ducks fly so well?

They're high on quack.

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.