Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Big Flat Foot Jokes More Big Flat Foot Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do elephants have big flat feet?

To stamp out flaming ducks.