What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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What is the slowest racehorse in the world ?

A clotheshorse !

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What can walk over the water, but can travel under the water without getting wet?

Jesus in a submarine.

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What's red and sits in a corner?

A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner The same baby 3 weeks later.

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !