What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

Why is China so politically in bed with Africa?

Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

What does a mentally challenged Time Lord use for travel?

A retardis.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

What travels around the world but stays in one corner?

A stamp.