How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you do after you licked the softest and sweetest puss in the world?

You put it back in the crib.

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

How many Vietnam vets does it take the screw in a light bulb?

THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU DON'T KNOW BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Answer: I don't know, I'm no scientist

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One narcissist. The narcissist holds the lightbulb in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What is the difference between a doorknob and a Zika baby's head?

When you twist the doorknob it doesn't scream.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?

This is the end of me !

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.