How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

What's the fastest drink in the world ?

Sonic the eggnog.

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How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

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How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: YOU DON'T KNOW, MAN, YOU WEREN'T THERE!!! YOU DON'T KNOW!!!

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

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What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.