How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

What is the thinnest book in the world?

What Men Know About Women

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How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.

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How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in tents.

How many feminists does it take...... ...to change a light bulb?

0, woman are so unrepresented in technology that this is not possible.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

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How do you stop a ginger from drowning?

You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.