How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many bees are there in the world?

A buzzillion.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many white people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?

A: He holds it in the air and the world revolves around him

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

What did one tornado say to the other?

A. "Let's twist again like we did last summer...."

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him