How many twists does a feminist need to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just grab it and the world to revolve around them.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is fastest girl in the world?

Answer: Airtel 4G girl.

What's the highest number in the world?

420

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many feminists?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb Trick question, they can't change anything.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a hardware problem.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Twist Jokes More Twist Jokes

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What is the similarity between a weiner and a Rubik's Cube?

The more you twist them the harder they get.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you call a dog without legs?

you don't you go and grab him

What is logic?

A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.