What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

What has a bottom at its top?

My life ( ..)

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How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.

Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!

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How many Narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. But he doesn't screw it in, he just holds it and the world revolves around him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!