What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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How long does it take to reach the ground from 110 stories up?

The rest of your life.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What would happen if the Earth was a Cube?

We'd all be cubans. I'm sorry

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What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole?

The earth revolves around me.

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.