What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Why are League of Legends players the most skeptical people on Earth?

Because they take everything with a grain of salt.

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What flower loves to be in the sun?

Sunflower.

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

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How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.