What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

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Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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Why didn't the sun go to college?

It already had 10 thousand degrees.

How did the Mother Banana spoil the Baby Banana?

She left him out in the sun too long.

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.