What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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Why do space rocks taste better than Earth rocks?

They're Meteor!

What does earth say to the other planets?

You have no life

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.