What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

sigh* Parenting is hard.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What did Muhammad Ali tell ISIS?

IsIs Pretty soon y'all gonna be WasWas !

How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

A: There is writing on the White-out.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.