Hippopotamus Jokes

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?

Because they're really good at it.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

Why can't you ever see a hippopotamus hiding in a tree?

Because they are really good at it

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.

What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye?

A hippiepotamus

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.