Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants

How do you find a blind man at a nudist colony?

It's not hard

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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How many Sand People does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!