Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Answer: Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

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Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

What is the best place to hide a dead body?

On the second page of google.

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.