Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

How did the Muslim find the goat in the field?

Very Satisfying.

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What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

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Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!