Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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How do you find a dead body?

Download Pokemon GO.

Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

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Where's the best place to hide a body?

Stephen Hawking's personal gym.

Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

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What do you call the grounds of a university that specializes in teaching neuroscience to hippopotamuses?

Hippocampus!

What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.