Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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What did the tree say to the mountain?

A: Stop peaking at me.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

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What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.

What do you call a hippopotamus with an STD?

A herpepotamus.