Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?

A. So they can find their way back to the house.

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

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What do you call an amphibian in hiding?

Incognitoad.

How did voldemort look like when he was hiding in albania?

Pretty gaunt

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.

What do you call a hippopotamus in an I.C.U.?

Hippo-critical.