What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

What makes the ocean roar?

You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What do you do when you stumble upon a one-armed Polish man stuck in a tree?

You wave!

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...