What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish