What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why a conch shell, and why there of all places?

So that when you put your ear against it, you can smell the ocean."

What do you call a Quadriplegic in the ocean?

Bob. *I'm so sorry*

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.