What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other?

I'm not completely shore, but it must have been pretty deep.

Why'd the guy panic and call 911 when he realized an ocean was forming around him?

It was an emergent sea.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

Shore Jokes More Shore Jokes

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.