Shore Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Why did Bill go out to sea on an aircraft carrier?

A: To promote off-shore drilling.

Why be it that land-lubbers are never confident?

For they are always on shore...

What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common?

They both keep trying to get on our shores....

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

Laundry Jokes More Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How good are the showers at Auschwitz?

They're to die for.

Aircraft Carrier Jokes More Aircraft Carrier Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why do they like to watch Star Wars on the big screen on aircraft carriers?

They're all about force projection.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Heroin Jokes More Heroin Jokes

How do you die by heroin?

When you are the villain

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.