What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar?

Her/she

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

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What did the ocean ask the scooba diver?

Water you doing here

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Caesars