What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For Drizzle.

What do engineers use for birth control?

Their personality.

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What'd the ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

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How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

How late?

Cut to me trapped inside a tiny house made from Lego* I've no idea to be honest with you...