What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What do you use to gamble on vacation?

Pair-a-dice!

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What did the ocean say to the shore?

Nothing, it just waved.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

How was Rome cut in half?

With a pair of Caesars.