What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut?

A barbecue