How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why are oceans called "The High Seas"?

Because of all the seaweed!

What do you call four Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean?

Quatro Sinko

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

What do ghosts do when they're sad?

They get in an elevator to lift their spirits.

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What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.