How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Why didn't the pirate get into the movie?

It was rated rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Who did the pirate lose his virginity to?

His first mate.

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Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

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When Gordon Ramsay saw a cute puppy gif on Reddit, why did he get mad?

Because it was

What is Reddit's favorite airliner?

Virgin airlines.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.