How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just .

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What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

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Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.