Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

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What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.