Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics?

Walking

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"