Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

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What did Jesus say to Melchior?

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!