How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!