How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

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It doesn't like Cats.

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)