How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!