How do you make a cat go woof?

Paraffin and matches.

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Why are there no cats in Germany?

Because they have nein lives.

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

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Why do women wear white wedding dresses?

So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove

Why's he in his underwear?

Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.

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How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Which is Better, a Cat or a Dog House?

A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!