How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many Roman pirates does it take to change a light bulb?

I I

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

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Why does the Fonz dress up as an insect when going on a journey?

Because he wants to get from ayy to bee.

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops