How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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Why does it take so long for a pro-lifer to screw in a lightbulb?

They love to watch mistakes being made.

How many Nickelback fans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many blondes does it take to screw a light bulb??

Just 1...blondes will screw anything.

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What do you call a bee from the wrong side of town?

A bumblegee

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.