How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be?

Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.

Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend?

He just wasn't really Inuit...