How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb?

Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!

How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?

A: If we change the light bulb we'll have to change everything.

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How many homeless people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. Homeless people don't screw in light bulbs they screw in cardboard boxes.

How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...