How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

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How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?

How many did it take last year

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue."

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

What is the difference between arguing with a knife and arguing with your girlfriend?

The knife has a point.