How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

What's the fourth derivative called?

Inauguration. Why Change of jerk.

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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.