How many girlfriends does it take to change a light bulb?

It has to change for itself.

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How many A.D.D. kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Look a squirrel!

How many believable competent "just right for the job" presidential candidates does it take to change a lightbulb ?

It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Change it to what

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How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What did the geologist say to his girlfriend before shagging her?

I am going to make the bedrock.