What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between my job and my boss's daughter?

I'm not coming into work today

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby ?

You can feel his presents ...

What's the difference between a pedant and a sadist?

A sadist is honest about his intentions. That probably wasn't funny, but what do I know?

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

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What do bees use to do their hair?

Honeycombs!

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !