What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe?

Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ?

Alda time you knew who it was !

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Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?

A: It matches their mustaches.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.