What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

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What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How do you know an angle is dead?

When it shows no vital sines

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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Need to know ASAP.

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !