Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Why do blondes like tilt steering?

A: More head room

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a