Why can't blondes finish software updates?

They can never find the "any" key.

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

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What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

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How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger