He removed the appendix!
Because they are always a little behind
Because they can't even
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
Quack
Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.
Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone
He farts.
Because he was dyslectric.
It booked a Tuber.
The appendix.
