What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What does a redditer say when he reads a joke on r/jokes?

We saw that same joke two days ago

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

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When do doctors get angry?

When they run out of patients.

How much longer do I have doc?

Doctor: "Ten." Patient: "Ten what " Doctor: "Nine..."

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Why did the monster go into hospital?

To have his ghoul-stones removed.

What's the most overused punchline on reddit?

removed

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What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

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What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!