What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

What's black white and read all over?

A: A newspaper.

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Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

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What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

How do introverts feel within society?

removed

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When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

What do you call it when a book spies on people?

A: A peeping tome.

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What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.