What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why did the electric car finish the race early?

It had a short circuit.

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What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Why aren't these people with Ebola doing the ice bucket challenge?

Don't they want to get better