What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.