What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

Why do nice guys make good lovers?

They always finish last.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

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Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola