What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

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What's the worst place to run in to your ex girlfriend?

Auschwitz

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

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What did they call Ebola before the Internet?

Bola

What do you call a paraplegic with Ebola?

A parabola.