What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly?

The meth head still has teeth.

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Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

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What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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How do we get rid of Ebola?

Put all the infected on a Malaysian Airplane

What do you call a bowl on the internet?

Ebola