What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

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He/she's not sitting or standing!

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.