Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.