Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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He works it out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.