Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.