Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

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What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What's the difference between feminists and a pencil?

A pencil has a point.

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What did Nietzsche call his Yiddish cab driver?

An Uber mensche.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!