Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.
Because that's the direction his car was sliding.
To get to the dark side...
There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.
Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)
Ebola cereal!
Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.