Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

What do you get when you cross Cleopatra with Marc Antony?

Pharaoh-moans.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark?

A LED Zeppelin

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

How do you call Anakin Skywalker's padawan after getting tased by enemy?

A shocked Tano.

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.