Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the kitchen cross the road?

It saw a pikachu across the street.

Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and cry.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one