Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape?

A retarded ape.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

How many nihilists does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)