Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get a strike?

Because it was a fowl.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?

A long necked toothbrush !

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.