Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau ?

A wedding ring !

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.