Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

What do you get when you cross a vulture with a machine gun?

As far away as possible. shameful

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.