Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.