Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?

Coop-cakes !

What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the clown cross the road?

A: To find his rubber chicken.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What did the knife say to the potato?

Now I've got to cut you.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Lena Dunham Jokes More Lena Dunham Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.