Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

Why do hipsters drink coffee so quickly?

They want to finish before it's cool.

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Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll?

People keep ripping me off.

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic