Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

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Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

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Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

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What do you call an Arab who has a ripped body??

Osama Bin Liftin

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

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Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Where's the best view of falling stars in Los Angeles?

The Betty Ford Clinic