What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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Why did the spud lover set his alarm for 8:00?

Because he wanted to get a-po-ta-to clock. to make joke more apparent

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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How does Mike Tyson track Will Smith in the snow?

He looks for fresh prints.

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.