What do you call Mike Tyson without any arms?

Whatever you want

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What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling

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Why didn't the dog want to play football?

It was a boxer!

Why were you speeding?

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What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.