What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

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Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water?

A crying saucer.

What's the creepiest body of water?

Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.

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What do you call a armless, legless man in water?

Bob.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob