What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What's the most common sleeping position of a man?

Around.

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

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How do you sink a polish ship?

you put it in the water

How do you sink a Polish battleship?

Put it in water

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.