What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

Why was Aron Ralston arrested by the FBI?

For giving arms to Iraq.

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What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job