What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?

He exploded.

Why are women's feet smaller than men's?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob

What's your blud type bob?

Typo