What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Why do honest ducks dip their heads under the water?

To liquidate their bills.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Lt. Lenk and Sgt. Colborn cross the road?

To put the bones on the other side.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, then cross back over?

Because he's a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.