What do you get when water washes away dirt?

a road

Previous Random Joke Next
Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What does a chemist say when he's pouring water into an acid?

Drop the base.

How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

How can you tell if a road is sad?

It has low shoulders.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.