What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt?

A: The bucket.

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What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.