What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's your new years resolution?

Mine's 1920x1080.

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What's your New Year's resolution?

Mines is still 1920x1080, unfortunately.

What's my New Year resolution?

Well, I just got a Hi-Def TV, so it's 1920 X 1080i.