What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

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Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports?

Because she always ran away from the ball &ltp&gt My favorite joke since I was little

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

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What do Wal mart and priests have in common?

They both have boys pants half off. I'm going to hell lol

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing

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What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.