What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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E.T. the extra testicle.

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When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

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Its a slippery slope.

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What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.