What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?

I did! Well here's the elastic band.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.

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What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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