What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's the difference between parents who don't vaccinate their children and ISIS?

One is a group made up of radicals with extremist views. And the other group is ISIS.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

Slippery Slope Jokes More Slippery Slope Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

What do you call a borderline racial slur about a person of Asian decent?

A slippery slope.