What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

Slippery Slope Jokes More Slippery Slope Jokes

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.