Why is it so hard to sleep with Asian women?

It can be a slippery slope.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What's a neckbeard's favorite asian country?

M'Laysia

What do you call the process of becoming an honorary Asian?

Orientation.

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Why do Asian woman have small breasts?

Because her parents accept nothing less than an A.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Ilene What do you call an Asian woman with one leg? Irene

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What did the priest say to the child at the playgrounds?

Its a slippery slope.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.