Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

What's the similarity between iPhone 7 and my girlfriend?

They both let me stick it in only one place.

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."