Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.