Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

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What kind of fabric does Mario use?

Denim denim denim.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.