Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain ?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle