Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the atheist go to church?

To use the Pokestop.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!