Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.