Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

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What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.