Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Whatever shall we do?

Let us spray!" replied the other.

What is Oedipus Rex's Mom's favorite Elton John song?

Don't Let The Son Go Down On Me

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What's the difference between a blimp and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, the other's an awesome year.

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.