What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.