What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.