What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

Where do black parents get gifts for their children?

At Toys We Is

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.