What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why couldn't the quadrilateral comb out her daughters hair?

Because it was a wrecked tangle

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.