What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What should you not gift a Syrian this year?

A drone

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.