What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler