What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What do gifted bakers take in high school?

AP Flour

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.