What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler