What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.