What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What do you give a kid with no hands for Christmas?

Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break?

So it won't get too Messi.

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.