What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's."

Whats the point of calling it "secret Santa"?

Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.

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What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!