What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

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Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Comb Jokes More Comb Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!