Bald Man Jokes

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?

Thanks, I'll never part with it."

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man go outside ?

To get some fresh hair !

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Fleece Navidad!

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What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

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Thats nuts

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What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

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What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.

What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

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What happens to me when I die?

Idk. (I decay)

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

Why was the medicine man for bald eagles arrested?

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A: A back-handed compliment.

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.