Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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What do you call a row of three hares hopping backward?

A receding hare line.

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why did they arrest the musician?

He got into treble.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !