Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,