What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What do you call a kid who falls into a gorilla enclosure?

Zoolander

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I'll see myself out.

What are snails trying to do?

Their best

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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

A: "One who has never been bed-ridden!"

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!