What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

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What did one snail say to the other?

Nothing. They were both decoys.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

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Why don't you hit a Mexican kid who's riding a bike?

Because it's probably your bike

What did the boots say to the cowboy?

You ride -- I'll go on foot.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?