What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What is the difference between michael jackson and a grocery bag?

One is white, plastic, and dangerous for your kids to play with and the other holds your groceries

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What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!