Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks