Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.