Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why do you wear riding boots?

You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers You don't sneak.

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip of the broom. :)

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks