Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.