Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.