Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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Why was the blonde wearing condoms on her ears?

Because she didn't want to get hearing-AIDS.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks