Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.