How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

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Harambre

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Hare loss.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...