How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky