How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

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What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...