How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

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How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hare

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

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How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky