What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

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How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they're exorcised?

A boo-meringue