Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training.

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Why do old people prefer to live in one story houses?

There close to the ground.

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live