Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
He was too far out, man.
Adobe Wan Kenobi
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
They never stop lighting up.
Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.
You never have to hear a dad joke. Edit. Just thought of this at work one day hope it's not a repost
It is when the blind try to read your face
It's not my fault I'm blind.
One baits his hook the other hates his book.
50 Shades of Earl Grey
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
A running gag.
