Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Where did that offensive joke post go?

I'm pretty sure I saved it to make reference to eventually and now I cannot find it. There was some gold in there.

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

How do you stop an alien invasion?

You build a wall.

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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What makes me want to lose the will to live?

r/Jokes!

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

How do you know which bear to talk to in a bar?

You have to read ursine.

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Where's Wally?

book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played.

What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars?

So they can park in handicapped spaces.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun