Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.
As a .jpg
Let's save humanity.
Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"
Because it had ten tickles
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
Park in it, of course.
He's been living under The Rock.
Because they had good high jeans
A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."
So you can read their lips.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.
You tape bread to the ceiling.
A whale with a table taped to it.
